Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
literally
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
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